Sun or Bust
Well I will be gone, off to Puerto Rico for the next week. You don’t have to feel too bad for me as I will try to have as much fun as I can there on the nice beaches. I have one main mission while there. Try to get some sun on some very vitamin D deficient patches of skin. In fact I have bought a thong just for that very purpose. So it will remain to be seen what will happen with that plan. I am torn right now between getting a tan on the places that the sun doesn’t usually shine which would be nice, and what would not be so nice, and that is I do make a showing in my thong and ruin everyone’s vacation because of it.
Oh well it will be interesting to see how it all plays out. Something to keep in your daily prayers.
I will keep you posted on how it goes.
Posted on May 9th, 2005 by John
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Ohhhh John, You should of told me. The sight of you in a thong is worth the ticket to Puerto Rico. I’m expecting pictures…Abi….please share!!!
The sight of you in a thong is worth getting a refund on my ticket to Puerto Rico. Well, to each his own.
On the other hand, maybe I should take some pictures in one. Then you’dfinally have something to post as revenge, Paula! Or did you get all such eeeeviill thoughts prayed out of you at the coach meetings?
Sun Or Bust
Or maybe that should be Sun And Bust….
John, you shouldn’t have told me that!! now I will think of nothing the entire week that your gone, except of you running down the beach in your thong. actually that is a nice thought…..
Whew, John! You have pushed the limits of imagery.
Of course it’s [just like] one thong just to shtick.
I didn’t know that the “shepherd of love” had a white one I guess it’s just those times when he isn’t out in the field or on the beach all day. So a white bum means no work & a tan one does? mmmmmm So let’s see does that mean that your work relates totally to being a “shepherd of love? type of work”. Do you walk around with your rod saying “spank me?”
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Sorry John, haven’t had a chance to get on here until tonight. Like what you’ve done with it. I especially like the pics of all the guys on the beach. Damn but that looks like fun. lol
I’m still thinking about something to write about Mom & still harrassing our sisters for the same.
Corina (gad, sorry, forgot how you spell it) is sooo cute & getting so big.
Oh John, thank you so much for NOT pulling out your thong after all! So after all, it was YOUR fault that the Lord withheld the sun during the whole PR vacation, He knew that if got sunny enough you would parade your new piece and He chose to spare us all. (Although that whole streaking episode was probably worse, but at least it was dark!) But hey, you looked great in your snorkeling gear, let’s leave it at that. Was great having you there!
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