Jogging
Went jogging today down the beach with Justin, the guy glides down the beach like a gazelle. Not sure why I get that feeling maybe the hair or maybe just the speed and lack of effort in which he bounds along at. While I am left wondering if I could keep up with this. Well I finished our planned route thanks to God as well as Justin’s persistent, You can make it calls down wind.
Anyways good cardio.
One of these days I will out bound him.
Posted on July 19th, 2005 by John
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So… he’s back into jogging?!?! Justin, 2 jogs when you get back??
- I miss you!!!! Come home soon! xoxoxo - Nadia
Jog he does. That is an understatment! If you want him to jog with you when he gets back just ask him to. He is getting that yielded down here.
It’s the short legs…I swear.
I had no idea Justin jogs. I’d like to see that. Where is he when I need him? Do you think he can keep up?
Not the way I heard you jog Angie.
If there is one thing that I know about Justin is that he likes a good challenge so he just might take you up on that Angie.
It’s on!
Whooooo hold on guys aranging this whole jogging competition for me with out me knowing what is going on. I can’t compeat with Angie she is the goddess of jogging! I have seen her come home and noticed her tightly honed jogging figure. I just can’t do it. I can’t compete. I am more of the couch potato. And like to watch jogging on TV!
But you’ll go with me when you get back, right honey bunny???
With out question! He just went again yesterday. I think that deep down he is thinking about taking Angie up on her challenge. But I in my limited knowledge of jogging can’t stretch him enough so that he will be ready. He needs a trainer like you Nadia to get him ready for the show down that is now inevitable.
I’ll take Nadia up on the offer. Although I think she will leave me in the dust soon too with her new vigor and passion that her and Tory somehow found for this exercise.
I think I should tell the truth about this whole jogging biz; the honest truth is that John beat me. He is the winner. John is a sneaky one I tell you. he’ll lead me on in basket ball with his “your Sooo good Justin, how do you do that, you’re wonderful” comments and then right when I’m begining to think that I’m are actually putting up a good fight he’ll go in for the kill and clobber me and then pipe in at the end of the game “your such a good player, you’ll have to teach me your moves”. I tell you its psychological abuse, he’s playing with my mind. He is the true god of sports.
Noooooooooooooooooo! Wait that is way to much to take in all at once. Justin you are a very good jogger and I didn’t beat you. Justin always runs at least two steps ahead of me. oh well for what its worth, Justin you have so much. And one more thing is that this is a Romans 8:28 as now Justin will start jogging with Nadia. Nadia you can thank me later.
Wow, so many crafty excuses Justin! Just face it, you are now Nadia’s jogging partner & will soon challenge me. The “god of jogging” position is still available, so go ahead & embrace your destiny.
Boy am I glad that I don’t jog.
Jogging was the original sin that Satan tried to tempt Eve into committing,
but since she was barely smart enough to recognize it as pure evil, he opted
for the forbidden fruit approach.
Drop jogging, take up boxing.
Less stress on the joints + more stress on the muscles = stronger muscles/stronger joints.
It’s a win/win.
It’s on then that’s final! Is it to early to set the date for the big race? I will help to hold the ribbon at the end.
Justin is a god. A great golden god of jogging. From henceforth he shall be known as G3J1.
Heh,
Funny one Mike.
Do I get a Godlike avatar too?
Nina:
You guys are BSing again. Even when you’re apart you can’t stop.
Well, Zero. What godlike qualities do you have that would make you deserving of such a high accolade?
I think Mike needs to start a new website: www.godsofthepantheon.com
Lustful Artistic Destruction, Mike.
Lustful Artistic Destruction.
I would just like to remind you guys here that the TURE and rightful god amongst us is…well he won’t let me type is god like name. He might blog smite me, which is kind of like taking your name out of the book of life, but in the blog world. Anyway, there is another god, a true god of SPORT. He holds the world of sport tightly in the palm of his hand. No, this is not Hercules, but very close in appearance. —- is a god. Don’t be fooled by me; a mere mortal just trying to get his get-out time.
Well Justin you’re at it again. Making excuses as to why you can’t and won’t run your heart out. We all want and need closure on this. Run I say run. If not for yourself do it for me. Even if you already know that you can win we all want to see it. And I am sure that Angie does most of all. Don’t make me beg. Okay I will please oh please oh please.
Justin, all I want to know is will you rise to the challenge or not?
John already said he’ll hold the ribbon at the end.
Zero, if what you say is true, then it’s quite obvious. Lustful ARtistic Destruction, you say? Behold, thou art none other than the God of LARD. Consider thyself thus christened.
(A lesser god in the Pantheon perhaps, but one worshipped in questionable dining establishments worldwide.)
Now that this important spiritual matter is settled, we should all turn our attention back to where it rightfully belongs. Run, Justin–er, G3J1, Run!
Ah, I wish I was there to see the long mane rippling in the wind. *Sigh*
What fools we mortals be.
LOL!! Oh it hurts…..the God of Lard!
okay so I had good talk with dear John, I feel in my heart of hearts that he will come around to see the light in this. I really would not be surprized if he drops this whole crazy ribbon idea. Angie is able to out run the best of runners, which brings me to my next realization, or revelation….I’m not a runner!! i realised this while lagging behind john in our little sprint, that was when is when it dawned on me that he was the promised ‘god of sports’ that has long been foretold. when he spoke the heavens were opened and i heard many voices singing ‘Ahhhhhhh’, kinda like you see in movies at Jesus’ birth, you know the typical God like revelations. and just to confirm it, basketballs started dropping from the heavens, to which HE replied ‘Wonderful!’. it was there, at this point that it was confirmed that i am NOT a runner. i like to encourage myself though, as to not get too discouraged, being that i will never out-run the Great God Of Sport. i’ve come to realize that i’m more of a lover, this is where sweet John gets a tad mixed up, you know Lover/Runnner sound kinda the same. ofcourse i haven’t arrived yet, and i’m still trying the more basic moves like getting the dog to like me and such (not sexually, for all you pervs), but soon, before you know it Grayce will be noticing me, i just feel it in my bones.
Bones? Plural?
Great comment Justin, I just still can’t shake the feeling that you’re trying to get out of the race just to be nice to Angie. I think that she really does want to run with you. And it would be wonderful if you would! I think that what you’re feeling in your bones is an itch to run. Justin, stop toying with us mortals and RUN!
That’s LARD to you angel.
All caps.
I quite like this Godly avatar that you have cristened me with, Mike.
Spread it around.
I am the pumpkin king.
It’s ok Justin. Take a deep breath. I’ll drop the whole thing, ….you don’t have to enter a race. Just finish your war song & I’ll be happy. Hey john, speaking of running & since you were only 2 steps behind Justin……………..;)
Interesting, Something to think about as now I will have to do something with that ribbon that I bought down here for the race. And I don’t think that they will be giving me a refund on it.
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Hey John I can hold the ribbon for you since your now going to take Angie on. In fact it would be an honor to hold the ribbon for the god of sport. Don’t feel bad about not getting a refund, this ribbon will go down in the annals of history, it will be kind of like your holy grail of sorts. In fact I say we eBay it afterwards. Oh yeah, Mike, is the god of lard a helper or a hinder?
This has been rather amusing to read. Justin and Jer looks like you’ve been made gods. Congrats!
Yeah,
I always wanted to be a fat and portly god.
Life is so much richer that way.
It’s all just music, mayhem, and destruction.
None of this sissy “working out” stuff.
LOL!! WOW - 36 comments. That grabbed my attention fast.
Sorry, John I have to agree with Justin - you are the god of sports.
Is the god of LARD a helper or a hinderer? Good question, Paone. I’d say let’s take it up here: www.godsofthepantheon.com